This is how we dress in Canada

If I ever get another crappy filing job, I have come up with a brilliant new way of getting out of it.

As well as being suitable for Wedding, funerals, christenings and posh social gathering of other people you don't like, my Halloween costume could also get me out of tricky work situations.

They will either promote me straight away or have me forcibly evicted from the building. Either way I win!

I am slowly recovering my sanity after spending 3 days in a room with nothing but files. If anyone would pop in to pick up a file an said "good morning" it would shock me to the core.

One woman did come in and thanked me very sincerely for the work I was doing. This worried me as it opened up the possibility that I had somehow volunteered to do this and was not getting paid! Panic ensued until I got my timesheet signed

Still, with this nifty bit of kit stored in my bag, I should never suffer the same problems again.

This leads me nicely to this months "Public Appeal"

Being the Gentleman I am I was walking a fair maiden home after the evenings adventures. I am sure she felt safe and re-assured by being walked home late at night by a 6 ft 3 crayon. It was only as I walked passed Granville that I noticed that I has lost my hat.

Therefore if anyone has seen or heard of the whereabouts of my hat last seen on Granville at aprox 3.10am, please leave me a comment. There is a game of pool in it for anyone who tips me off leading to a successful recapture.

It looks just like the thing on the top of my head!

Cheers,

Andy.