Friday, March 31, 2006

Snooze Helmet for a safer BC!

Naturally, we all spring into work in the mornings full of vigor and enthusiasm, making it our days mission to keep BC safe! (see pic 1)

(Pic 1: Me, ready to work for a safer BC!)

However, sadly, after a long rambling lunch following an evening where you may have had half a glass to much red wine, we are not always at our best. If a doctor were present, they would undoubtedly prescribe a snooze.

Senior Managers, versed in 20th Century management techniques, may not yet be aware of the long term health and output benefits of snoozing.

Therefore, may I present my latest invention (see Pic 2). For the bargain price of $200 you to can own a snooze helmet, individually crafted for the wearer, faultlessly assimilating your natural features, to project a happy and alert visage for the boss, while you are taking a quick power nap and keeping BC safe.

(Pic 2: Am I awake, or am I asleep? Its impossible to tell with uncanny detailing of the Snooze Helmet)


Everyone's a winner with Bulls "Snooze Helmet".

Order now, Make cheques payable to CASH.

8 comments:

  1. I have a new blog name. Check it on www.previouslyon24.blogspot.com

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  2. You change your blog address more times than I change channels.

    Whats the legal reason for changing this time Banko?

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  3. Whether you are alseep or awake I don't know. But it certainly makes you better looking.

    Only joking.

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  4. King Banks was just a temporary name until I thought of something else. Being a big fan of the "Jack Bauer power hour" that is 24 I deemed previously on 24.. an appropriate and fitting title.

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  5. Anonymous4:47 PM

    love the tshirt! and banksy is right, you do look good with that helmet. JUST JOKING!!! xx

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  6. Anonymous9:30 AM

    hi andrew dad here.Power naps you must have inherited from me.
    holidays;the choice is saddle skeddale over bodmin,exmoor and quantocks or is there any possibility of you getting some time off and meeting me in calgary and taking a trip to vancouver.I know it will be very similar to the trip with mum. would be approx 8 days. I understand if not poss x

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  7. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Ok, so heres the deal. I figure this "snooze helmet" is an ingenious plan. I am wondering if I am able to buy shares in the company.

    p.s: This is Kaitlin, we met @ your oscar's party. I live with Jan, Hannah's bf.

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  8. Well Kaitlin, a Canadian citizen involved could help to bypass some of red tape that binds me as a non resident.

    I also have had many orders from the UK, as well as North America.

    'Bull International Inc' is a truely global enterprise. A truly wise investment; Well done!.

    Make your cheque payable to CASH!

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