30 second Update

Apologies for the lack of posts recently. This will change when I get some time off of work to:

a. Post photo's on the blog

b. to have actually done something noteworthy enough to maintain the high standard of high jinx upon this blog.

Last night was football night. The blacks were down to just King Banks and myself. This was due to Keenie being called up by Sven on his rotation system for tonight's friendly, and Chris disappearing somewhere for something!!!

King Banks and I joined up with a Canadian called Mat, Jesper and Tom. To be fair, we out battled the opposition. Even the dastardly whites only beat us once in 4 attempts. Our favorite player Raj, was submitted to a heavy barrage of fowls', mainly by me and King Banks, because he's a twit. Things got a bit physical.

After the King hit a deflected shot off Raj for a superbly taken 'Own Goal', I scored to hammer the final nail in the coffin. Raj refused to play with us anymore and ran off to play with the reds, swearing at himself. It's the first time I have ever agreed with him.

Raj is the best player and it's his fault for winding us up, so don't you dare feel sorry for him.

Coach was also present. Paul game up with he Coaches Drinking game. You see the coach isn't really a coach. He's a guy that just sort of took charge, but always shouts encouragement to his team .....in Canadian.

"find your legs boys"
"great upper body assist" (Header)
"great back up" (Counter attack)
"Line" (Square)
"Square" (Line)

Are all worth 2 fingers if shouted during the game. If he scores you have to down your drink!

Other rules to be made up on the spot by King Banks or myself, due to the spontaneity of the man. I miss coach when he isn't there.

Be back soon!