Now, in my capacity as a Health and Safety spokesman for Britain's abroad, I have something to share with you that you should not only adhere to, but your children and your childrens children should too.
Alcohol does not improve your ability to dance!
Alcohol does not improve your ability to dance!
(a shocking and vile image but you have to admit, I can still pull the shapes)
I would like to thank Ian sincerely for bringing the image into the public domain (it's a good job I'm of a forgiving nature). Hopefully something good can come out of this. I give full permissions to have this photo used in this years, government spearheaded "Don't Drink & Dance" campaign.
I would just like to take this opportunity to apologise to all my family, friends, Ian, the wedding party that was in that night, God and poor Laura who looks very frightened.
SORRY!
3 comments:
Bully
we've all been reading your blog with due delight and horror (i mean you are an englishman abroad and ambassador for our green n pleasant land)
Things have been a little mixed here. I mean most people are away on 'business' on new year's eve. At the time of writing, the arsenal fans among us are f**K**G annoyed as we have lost at home to the phoney russian franchise which is chelski. We have been at the unicorn tonight wondering where you were (i mean not at the pool table)and generally reflecting on another year. Glad to hear your doing well. By the way..do you remember 'Andrew Walker'. A little bird told , me he is getting married to some religous nut and is moving to Alabama. Apparantly that is a place in america where hurricane's frequent, men chew tobbaco, sit on rocking chairs and play bango guitarrs (not your style) I mean.. what would our Essex D & G style do there.
Have a great Xmas m8
Hatch
Maybe you forgot Andrew but not to his brother "Johnnie" (lol)- At least not that night -
Well Geo, there certainly was some good cheer flowing that night. More silly photos are starting to emerge.
Sadly, if Andrew moves to Alabama he'll never see Jonnie Walker again. The "Bible belt" doesn't approve of the demon drink.
Shame, Walkies used to enjoy a pint or 6.
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